if i was a knight i would be playing in the local creek with all my armor on and also eating lots of bread in taverns and also be getting sicknesses
What if we just started digging a huge hole
What if we just killed anyone who came near our hole
Let's digging and defending hole together...!
animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to
aesthetic of the day is fucked up evil castles
taylor swift: she was the piss on the carpet / I was the floor's poo / she would always be his number one / while I was the number two / little did we know / he would flush us both
white women who have lizzo blocked on twitter: I'm SOBBINHG. the METAPHORS. did she know she would define a generation with this? 😭😭😭
gayboys who own every switch pokemon game: agsshdjdkdakh no okay but why is this better than everything on the radio for the past ten years 😭 THIS ICONNNNN. EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M IN MY FLUSHING ERA 📢📢
asian giant hornet in a japanese honeybee nest:











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